Thanks a lot Iv's. Remember to watch yerself after this-I got ninjas everywhere!!!!
1.) Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and read line 4
Hast thou, which art is but air, a touch, a feeling of their afflictions? and shall not myself, one of their kind, that relish all as sharply Passion as they, be kindlier than thou art?
(closest thing near me was Shakespeare complete)
2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
3.) What was the last thing you watched on TV?
4.) Without looking, guess what time it is.
I dunno, 8:15?
5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8:12. How does this hold any relevancy or importance?
6.) With the exception of your computer, what can you hear?
Te Amo-Rihanna (pictureing Raphael the ninja turtle with an OC of mine)
7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
fifteen minutes ago to retrieve my smelly cat from the barn. SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT-WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU? SMELLY CAT SMELLY CAT-IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT-for rolling in dirt and horse crud.
8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Cleanest ways for making a close friend "take a long vacation"
9.) What are you wearing?
My big yellow dinosaur shirt, grey sweats, green crocs, purple headphones.
10.) Did you dream last night?
Nope. I was enjoying sleeping too much
11.) When did you last laugh?
Today, at my uncles spazzy pug
12.) What are on the walls in the room you are in?
Picture? What are on your walls?
13.) Seen anything weird lately?
I've seen plenty. I'm not blind ya know.
14.) What do you think of this quiz?
Personally, I'd rather be the dictator of the entire world-that way I can eliminate whoever made this "Quiz"
15.) What was the last film you saw?
Footloose, didn't I already answer this question?
16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
DC Comic industry
17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I'm secretly from the planet Krypton, assigned to destroy earth and Superman, the betrayer of our kind.
18.) If you could change one thing about the world?
Either way I answer this, I'm gonna sound like a selfish prick for not answering for something more serious....Pit Bull prejudice
19.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I kinda like Rue. It's pretty
20.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
Uhh-NO! I've moved around too much in my short life. Go on world wide adventures, sure. Live in a constant movement? Send me to the gallows first.
21.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates?
I don't believe people go to heaven. However, if I did believe that, I'd just make witty banter with the guy.
22.) Tag eight people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
To spite you...NO.
Am I done yet?